Man Cleaning.

I hate cleaning. I do it, but i hate it. Christina keeps telling me how much i suck at it too. which makes me hate it even more. i don’t know about you but i don’t pick up everything and dust under them. i just go around it cause honestly when is that last time you picked up that Bucket with the candy in it to see if there is any dust under it?. . . yeah thats what i thought. We have clutter in our house not junk but just clutter we have a lot of stuff and a small house. It never looks trashy but it just has a lot in it. I’m sure you know what i am talking about. almost everyone has one of those rooms that has a ton of stuff in it but nothing is trash. so moral of the story is i suck at cleaning cause i do a crappy job. which brings me to my favorite kind of cleaning. MAN CLEANING. yes man cleaning its the best. the kind of cleaning you use a push broom not one of those tiny little brooms. Yeah a man broom has to be at least 3 feet wide. That says I am only going to sweep this floor if i can do it in four sweeps. this is also the kind of sweeping that you don’t use a dust pan you use a shovel or you just open up the cannonball door and sweep it out side. OH YEAH thats what i am talking about. and if you are going to do any kind of sweeping you use a vacuum that is named for where you use it. The Shop Vac. yeah this vac is the best it don’t matter if its wet or dry im using that thing to suck up the mess. thats the stuff. I am saying all of this cause i was over helping my dad clean up his shop this past weekend. i was sweating up a storm and for some reason i just love it. just for the reason that i hate cleaning house. all you gotta do is make it look OK. “What are you doing don’t move that just sweep around it” yeah its like that. That is why the shop is the man’s territory cause there is no one picking up after you. which means you never asked where did she put that thing. its always right where you left it. its a good place to be sometimes i’ll tell you that.

-MeaD.

Oh! Thats What Those Are For…

 

So a little background here my mom is super mom. Growing up and currently you can operate on any surface of her house. She doesn’t settle for spick and span it has to be sterile. So my wife i love her more than anything in the world but she is not domestic in any way. i do 90% of the cooking & laundry This is not me complaining either i don’t mind it some times but sometimes i just don’t want to do and those sometimes we don’t eat. When i lived on my own my apartment was pretty clean. Mostly cause i was the only one picking up things and i knew i made the mess so i cleaned it up. our house is kinda clean most the time and it starts to become a disaster eventually just cause i see something she left out and i don’t want to clean it up its her job to do it. It happens the other way around too i am defiantly not innocent on this either. so We got a Maid. yes a maid i never thought we would do it. we live conformably enough to do and quite honestly to have a nice clean house (now that i have seen it) it is worth it. so yesterday was the first day for our maid and i was expecting dusting picking trash vacuum and bam! check please. but no this place was amazing she washed all our dishes and reorganized our kitchen to work better and i am one that usually gets upset when something is messed up in my kitchen i like where i put things but she moved everything around. but quite honestly i like it better and she didn’t even finish all the things she wanted to do she said. i was amazed. coming home to a clean house is awesome.

-MeaD.