this is a personal favorite i always look forward to hear. Everyone has a differnt excuse reason or even group they always blame it on. Everyone says it at one time in there life.
“That [ insert group or person here ] can’t drive”.
its great. everyone does it i just love to hear where people point fingers or push blame on people its always different for everyone. Why do i bring this up? well yesterday was the real first snow we had one of those perfect snow where the flakes are the size of golf balls and you just want to sit in your living room with the blinds up turn out all the lights and just watch it fall down. (isn’t that a beautiful mental pic i just painted) BUT. i wasn’t in my living room i was driving home. so scratch that picture and a free way full of cars that have a sign on top every vehicle that says STUDENT DRIVER. it was horrible it was like everyone was looking out there window and seeing this TERROR falling from the skies WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WHITE STUFF!! AHHH its hitting my car must try to avoid hitting it. must slow down to idle speed!! seriously we live in ohio we get snow just as much as we get sun. i would think everyone would remember what its like to drive in it. cause all of you with ohio plates should know how. its just like this everytime it snows its like a bright new day for everyone of you and you have no idea what the hell this stuff is falling from the sky. for those of you that do not know cause yesterday is forgotten when you look up and see this….
its called snow no it can’t hurt you. let me throw in a bit of science in for you. it is actually a form of rain its just frozen…yeah…i know it was a shock for me when i first found out too (when i was 4 yrs old.) Seriously though i know i am just using this one example snowing but its for everything rain, sleet, snow, fog, dew, ice, sun. i just find it funny sometimes that people freak out when there is weather. I some times think that it starts with one person too. someone freaks out like ahh its snowing then it just snow balls (no pun intended) the person behind that person slows and so forth then you have this huge cluster of everyone slowing and freaking out cause everyone else is cause its snowing. . . . . sigh. but everyone blames everyone else you might have heard or said some of the following:
Ah they just can’t drive in this feakin state what never seen rain before!
This snow is not sticking its just falling GO!!!
Welcome to OHIO! now go back to FLORIDA!
now this one is my personal favorite blaming bad driving on gender and age first the age:
out of the way grandpa learn to drive on your own time!
then my absolute favorite:
Oh its a woman driving!
i think this is my favorite because i hear it from women sometimes. its like calling some one four eyes while wearing glasses. i hear my mom saying this one all the time “Stupid Woman Driver!” HA HA i know hilarious. there is nothing funnier in my opinion. so here is the short and sweet of it!
no one can drive everyone screws up every-once and a while and when you do there is that person behind you putting you in that category and and then when someone screws up and cuts you off or something you go put them in that category hence no one can drive. end rant.
-MeaD
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